War! The Bama Republic is crumbling under losses at the linebacker position. There are heroes on both sides, but mostly offense. Evil is everywhere, but that’s nothing new. In a stunning move, the friendly Auburn leader, General Gus, has looked into his playbook and found PLAYS. As the Depressed Vol Army attempts to flee the crumbling Neyland Stadium, two other SEC East teams are somehow knocking on the door to 9-win seasons. Join Jake and Tink as they try to make sense of it all.